I found this on the Imaginary Socialite yesterday.
She warned us that it is addictive....but I failed to listen.
It is a movie quote generator.
I wasted an hour putting in friend's MUA names in it.
Here are the best ones...they center on ponytails(for Parisjasmal) and brooklyntbone.
Visit http://thesurrealist.co.uk/ for some fun!
Peej's ponytail:
You know the difference between you and me? I make ponytail look good.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little ponytail, too!
Ponytail? We ain't got no ponytail! We don't need no ponytail! I don't have to show you any stinking ponytail!
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my ponytail.
and Brooklyntbone in the fact generator:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brooklyntbone!
Brooklyntbone is the world's tallest woman.
The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention brooklyntbone.
Without its lining of brooklyntbone, your stomach would digest itself!
Brooklyntbone does not have toes.
The liquid inside brooklyntbone can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
Baskin Robbins once made brooklyntbone flavoured ice cream!
Brooklyntbone has a bifurcated penis!
Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into brooklyntbone.
Worldwide, brooklyntbone is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
You can tell if brooklyntbone has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
4 Inspired Comments:
I need to spin you to see if you are hard boiled.
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AAAAAAARGH!!!!
That is hilarious. When T-bone saw me at Bergdorfs (with the JAR guy quoting Oklahoma evangelicals from the 1980's) she totally sassed me by saying that she could not wait to tell folks that she ran into me and that I had a PONYTAIL! Whatever Bitches!
The Ponytail rules (at Breakfast at the Cracker Barrel)!
I will forever rock the ponytail!
Ok you and me for the FAVE THINGS 2006--Melvis for artistic/creative director!
xo
thank you for using the Cintia photo, that made my day xoxoxo IS
Peej: The ponytail does indeed rule.
Mel: Mine was the quote from Pulp Fiction. I can see her sassing Felicia with that.
IS: Cinta is stunning.
I have been saving that picture to use in a sass with Parisjasmal. She has a Cinta vibe...with a fondness for ponytails.
Thanks for that link. It was a lot of fun.
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